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Remarks: Suspect apprehended at Marsha's Cottage, accused of looking up skirts. Recidivism feared.
Remarks: Suspect harboring multiple foreign vessels. Suspect subjected crew members and spouse to time onboard said vessels, a violation of the US Constitution 8th Amendment, Cruel And Unusual Punishment.
Remarks: Resisted capture. Caught in Dragnet.