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Weekly Horoscopes
Week of Monday, January 12, 2026
Where the stars and paws converge
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
This week you'll discover that persistence pays off when staring at your human during dinner time. Your natural leadership skills will help you convince the other pets that the couch is definitely big enough for everyone. Tuesday brings an excellent opportunity to redecorate the living room with your creative digging or scratching techniques.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Your appreciation for the finer things in life leads to a luxurious napping session in that forbidden sunny spot on the bed. A new treat variety catches your attention midweek, but don't let enthusiasm override your usual cautious taste-testing approach. Comfort is your priority, so claim that warm laundry pile before anyone else does.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20
Your curious nature leads to an investigation of interesting sounds coming from the kitchen. Social connections flourish as you charm both the mail carrier and the neighbor's pet through strategic cuteness deployment. Wednesday might bring a minor misunderstanding about which shoes belong in your collection, but your quick thinking smooths things over.
Cancer
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Family bonding reaches new heights when you successfully guilt your way into extended cuddle time. Your nurturing instincts kick in around smaller pets or visiting children, though you maintain strict standards about sharing your favorite sleeping spot. A comfort food craving strikes midweek, leading to some creative begging strategies.
Leo
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Your dramatic flair shines when demonstrating how tragically empty your food bowl appears. Center stage is yours during a gathering of humans who clearly came just to admire your magnificence. A new toy fails to meet your sophisticated entertainment standards, but the box it came in shows promising potential.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Your attention to detail helps you notice that your human missed a spot during treat distribution. Organizational skills come in handy when rearranging your toy collection according to your precise specifications. A small household disruption bothers you more than others, but your methodical approach to restoring order saves the day.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Diplomatic skills help you navigate between two humans who both want your attention simultaneously. Your aesthetic sense guides you toward the most photogenic napping positions, much to your human's delight. A social situation with visiting pets requires your natural peacemaking abilities, especially regarding territory negotiations.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Your investigative powers uncover the secret location where the good treats are hidden. Intensity levels peak during an epic staring contest that your human simply cannot win. A mysterious sound from the basement demands your full detective attention, though you maintain plausible deniability regarding any subsequent discoveries.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Adventure calls from beyond the backyard fence, but indoor exploration of high shelves proves equally rewarding. Your philosophical nature contemplates why humans insist on moving their food bowls so far above your reach. Freedom-loving instincts clash with the appeal of a particularly cozy blanket fort someone built just for you.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Strategic planning helps you establish the optimal route between food bowl, water dish, and prime napping territory. Your practical approach to toy selection focuses on durability over flashy features. Ambitious goals include training your human to respond more quickly to your dinner bell routine through consistent reinforcement techniques.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Your unconventional approach to fetch involves bringing back entirely different objects than the ones thrown. Independent thinking leads you to discover that the bathroom sink makes an excellent alternative water source. Innovative sleeping positions puzzle your human but provide you with maximum comfort and optimal room surveillance.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Intuitive abilities help you sense exactly when your human needs comfort, leading to perfectly timed snuggle sessions. Your dreamy nature inspires extended meditation sessions in sunny window spots. Emotional depth shows when you offer silent support during your human's phone calls, though you maintain strict standards about lap availability.
Incognita
birthday unknown
Your mysterious instincts guide you toward a forgotten treat stash behind the couch cushions. Adaptability serves you well when household routines shift unexpectedly, though you maintain firm opinions about acceptable breakfast timing. A chance encounter with a visiting repair person provides excellent opportunities to demonstrate your sophisticated greeting protocols.
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 Salty Celeste is TownDock's staff astrologer. When Salty is not divining the stars, she enjoys reading history, long walks on the beach, squirrel taxidermy, and sailing her Tartan 27 "Pop Tart." |