It's Monday December 1, 2025
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Weekly Horoscopes
Week of Monday, December 1, 2025
Where the stars and paws converge
Leo
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Your dramatic flair reaches new heights this week when you discover how effectively a theatrical limp can earn sympathy treats. Center stage is where you belong, especially during family gatherings or video calls. Your grooming routine becomes extra important as you prepare for your starring role in daily life. Ignore any accusations about being a diva, they're just jealous of your natural charisma.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Your attention to detail pays off when you notice your human forgot to properly secure the treat container lid. Organizational skills shine as you rearrange your toys into the perfect configuration, though your human might call it making a mess. Health-conscious choices appeal to you this week, like selecting only the finest blades of grass for sampling. Minor household disruptions require your supervisory attention.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Diplomatic relations with other household pets require some finesse this week, especially around shared food bowls and favorite napping spots. Your aesthetic sensibilities are offended by the current toy arrangement, demanding immediate redecorating. Balance becomes key when choosing between a cozy nap and investigating interesting sounds from the kitchen. Charm your way into extra attention by being extra sweet during quiet moments.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Mysterious activities in the neighborhood capture your intense focus this week, requiring extensive surveillance from your favorite window perch. Your investigative skills uncover where your human has been hiding the good treats, though acting on this knowledge requires strategic planning. Trust your instincts about that new person who visited, your intuition about humans is usually spot on. Secrets are best kept until the perfect moment to reveal them.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Adventure calls from beyond the backyard fence, though your current exploration might need to be limited to investigating new smells brought in on shoes. Your philosophical nature ponders the deeper meaning of mailman visits and doorbell rings. Freedom of movement becomes important, so resist any attempts to confine you to one room. New territories within your home reveal previously undiscovered treasures under furniture.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your methodical approach to treat acquisition pays off this week when patience and persistence wear down your human's resistance. Establishing clear household hierarchy becomes priority, especially regarding prime furniture real estate. Ambitious projects like relocating all your toys to one central location occupy your organizational mind. Traditional routines provide comfort, so resist any suggested changes to your feeding schedule with dignified stubbornness.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Your unconventional approach to playing with toys confuses but delights your human this week. Social consciousness emerges as you consider the welfare of the neighborhood squirrels, though your idea of helping might differ from theirs. Independent thinking leads you to question why you can't sleep in the laundry basket like last week. Innovative treat-getting strategies require testing, possibly involving your water bowl as a percussion instrument.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Dreamy afternoon naps blend into evening snoozes as your sleep schedule becomes beautifully fluid this week. Intuitive abilities help you sense when your human needs comfort, though sometimes they mistake your empathy for begging. Water features prominently, whether it's drinking bowl artistry or discovering the joy of splashing. Your sensitive soul picks up on household moods, making you the perfect emotional support companion when needed most.
Incognita
birthday unknown
Strategic timing becomes your superpower this week when you master the art of appearing exactly when snacks are being distributed. Your mysterious past gives you wisdom about which humans can be trusted with your belly and which deserve only cautious tail wags. Multiple napping locations require testing to determine optimal comfort levels for varying weather conditions. Selective affection keeps your humans properly trained and appreciative.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your competitive spirit emerges this week when you spot another pet getting attention. Time to show off those impressive tricks you've been perfecting, though maybe skip the one where you knock over the water bowl. Tuesday brings an unexpected treat opportunity if you can master the art of looking pathetic while your human eats lunch. Your favorite squeaky toy requires aggresive attention midweek.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Comfort is your middle name this week, and that sunny spot by the window is calling your name for extended napping sessions. Your human might try to move your food bowl, but your stubborn streak serves you well in negotiations. Tuesday's weather makes indoor adventures particularly appealing. Those expensive treats your human hides in the high cabinet are worth a strategic investigation mission.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20
Your curious nature leads to some interesting discoveries this week, though your human might not appreciate finding their socks redistributed throughout the house. Social opportunities abound when visitors arrive, perfect for showing off your charming personality. A new toy catches your fancy, but don't abandon your old favorites just yet. Your mood shifts faster than your human can keep up with.
Cancer
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Emotional eating might be your theme this week as you perfect the art of looking heartbroken near the treat jar. Your nesting instincts kick in strong, so expect some serious blanket rearranging and cushion claiming. Family dynamics shift slightly when a visitor arrives, triggering your protective side. Comfort food becomes even more important than usual, so work those puppy dog eyes overtime.
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 Salty Celeste is TownDock's staff astrologer. When Salty is not divining the stars, she enjoys reading history, long walks on the beach, squirrel taxidermy, and sailing her Tartan 27 "Pop Tart." |