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Weekly Horoscopes
Week of Monday, February 16, 2026
Where the stars and paws converge
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your impulsive nature leads you straight to that forbidden houseplant again this week. Tuesday brings an excellent opportunity to convince your human that you absolutely need second breakfast through strategic whining. A squeaky toy calls your name, but beware of getting too competitive with fellow pets. Your restless energy finds perfect outlets in sudden zoomies around 3 AM.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Luxury calls to you as you discover the perfect sunny spot by the window for extended lounging sessions. Your human's attempt to move your food bowl will be met with your signature stubborn stare. Midweek brings unexpected treats, possibly involving cheese or that premium kibble you've been eyeing. Comfort is king, so claim that expensive throw pillow without shame.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20
Your curious mind leads to mischief as you investigate every crinkly sound in the house. Wednesday offers prime socializing opportunities with neighborhood pets through strategic fence conversations. Your mood shifts from playful to demanding faster than your human can keep up. That puzzle toy finally meets its match against your clever problem-solving skills this week.
Cancer
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Emotional eating reaches new heights as you perfect your pathetic hungry face routine. Your nurturing side emerges when comforting your favorite human during their Netflix crying session. Home improvements annoy you greatly, especially when they involve rearranging your carefully chosen sleeping spots. Thursday brings cuddle opportunities that you'll graciously accept after appropriate coaxing.
Leo
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Your dramatic flair shines as you stage an elaborate performance demanding attention during your human's important video call. Grooming becomes an art form, requiring audience appreciation for your magnificent coat. A new toy arrives, but only after you've determined it's worthy of your regal playtime. Your confidence inspires jealousy in less fabulous neighborhood pets.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Your meticulous standards lead to rejecting three different treat offerings before finding the perfect one. Organization matters deeply as you rearrange your toy collection according to mysterious but important criteria. A cleaning day disrupts your carefully maintained routine, causing mild existential crisis. Your analytical skills help you figure out exactly which button opens the treat container.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Diplomatic relations with the household's other pets require your expert mediation skills this week. Your aesthetic sense rebels against that ugly new food bowl your human selected. Balance becomes crucial as you weigh the benefits of outdoor adventures against prime napping real estate. Social harmony depends on your ability to charm your way into everyone's good graces.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Mysterious behavior keeps your humans guessing about your true motivations behind staring at empty corners. Your intense focus on that elusive red dot finally pays off in a spectacular pouncing display. Revenge plotting begins after your human dares to trim your nails without proper consultation. Deep thoughts accompany your brooding sessions under the dining room table.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Adventure beckons as you discover new and creative ways to escape the backyard boundaries. Your philosophical nature leads to extended contemplation of why humans insist on walking on only two legs. Travel opportunities arise, possibly involving a dreaded car ride that you'll secretly enjoy. Freedom-loving instincts clash with your appreciation for regularly scheduled meal times.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your ambitious goals include finally catching that smug squirrel who taunts you daily. Practical matters take precedence as you train your human to follow proper treat distribution protocols. Authority comes naturally as you establish yourself as the household's unofficial schedule coordinator. Patient persistence pays off when you finally master opening that complicated treat puzzle.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Unconventional thinking leads you to discover innovative sleeping positions that defy basic physics principles. Your eccentric behavior includes sudden fascination with mundane objects like cardboard boxes and grocery bags. Group dynamics shift when you decide to befriend the neighborhood's most antisocial cat. Progressive ideas about treat sharing challenge traditional pet hierarchy rules.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Dreamy contemplation sessions by the fish tank lead to enlightening meditation experiences. Your intuitive abilities help you sense exactly when your human needs emotional support and strategic purring. Imagination runs wild as you create elaborate fantasy scenarios involving your favorite feather toy. Compassionate nature emerges when comforting nervous pets during thunderstorm season.
Incognita
birthday unknown
Strategic thinking serves you well as you navigate complex household politics between competing pets. Your sophisticated palate develops new appreciation for that expensive organic treat brand your human keeps hidden. Afternoon plotting sessions result in perfectly executed plans for maximum attention acquisition. Mysterious talents emerge as you demonstrate previously unknown abilities involving door handles and cabinet latches.
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 Salty Celeste is TownDock's staff astrologer. When Salty is not divining the stars, she enjoys reading history, long walks on the beach, squirrel taxidermy, and sailing her Tartan 27 "Pop Tart." |